and how do I find them without using a stud finder…
New York Desiel - The ramblings of a melted mind.
My name is TJ.I am 17, and I love words.
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Do bay windows have studs in the ceiling?
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"This is not strange. Unusual maybe, eccentric, in a quaint way… like dessert spoons"
— The Pie Maker (via thephysicsofaunicycle) -
- Teacher: Why did you not study?
- Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
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So this morning…
I got a text from my mum saying can I bring her laptop to work with me ‘cos she’s coming in to do the books later. So I take her laptop with me.
Reading my book I forgot to look at where the bus was. I look up and we’re at my stop. So I stand up and leave the bus.
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The worlds getting smaller every day.
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Last night was madness
Today has been madness (and all before 11sies).
If shit don’t calm down this week then Fatboy Slim’s gonna be insane.
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“I’m addicted to Placebos.. I’d quit, but it wouldn’t matter”
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I say things I think people will find funny
Then realise I’m the only person who would ever find it funny.
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To that anonymous
Of course they could use it to determine heart conditions. Because heart conditions can effect your arms. Think of the pain down peoples’ arms during a heart attack.
However you cannot tell someones PERSONALITY through handwriting. That’s what I was pointing out.
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Ob viously poor trolling attempt, meanwhile cardiologists rae using grapho analysis to detetmine patients heart condition. Go ahead derp, google itasked by Anonymous
answer:
It wasn’t a trolling attempt. Go watch QI they had a bit guessing whos writing was whos then it went on to say about how they used to use it for job interviews but since then it has been proven that it doesn’t actually show anything about someone it’s just guesswork.
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Backpfeifengesicht
(German) A face badly in need of a fist.
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Don’t make noises at me you Judgeroo
Go and play your judgeridoo.
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I just watched one of the most interesting videos ever.
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My projector doesn’t work
EXTREMELY SAD FACE!
I finally got the cable (just a 3 phono to 3 phono) and the projector doesn’t even recognise my tv is connected.
Awww shucks.
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I made shortbread.
And I’m eating it with ice cream.
